"He can thoroughly enjoy the pepper when he pleases"

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2008/03/prweb735184.htm

I'll have to go track that down. I don't relish the idea of spraying hot pepper up my nose, but these are desperate straits, and the FDA says it's okay.

Hell, I poured vinegar up my nose (don't ask) on much less authority, so this'll be nothing.